Bob, Mayor of Jumboville
This city was founded 3993 years, 3 months and 26 days ago!

Jumboville

Mayor
Bob
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City Stats
Happiness
100%
Population
1,​699,​230,​084
Culture
1,​664,​122,​550
Money
$20,​933,​001,​126,​908,​000
Total Buildings
6,​527,​382
Total Manual Pops
111,​207

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Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
3 days ago

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee
, mayor of
Mbville
7 days ago

OP POP POP!!!

Happy Monday!!!

Connections Welcomed!!!

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
9 days ago

I renewed my car insurance over the phone today and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet. I said, "Yes, I've got a dog." She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

Leon Hanzzell
Leon Hanzzell
, mayor of
Tiggs Furry Butt
9 days ago

My wife sent me a text last week, "when you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you"...
So far I've built up 96 hours overtime......

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10 days ago

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