Cat, Mayor of Vacationland Maine
This city was founded 3907 years, 3 months and 27 days ago!

Vacationland Maine

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Cat
United States
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City Stats
Happiness
59%
Population
2,​623,​244,​744
Culture
1,​618,​474,​295
Money
$240,​529,​157,​214,​620
Total Buildings
55,​689,​414
Total Manual Pops
16,​202

The Vacationland Maine Wall

 
Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
6 hours ago

Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it."
Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
2 days ago

Tom, a local businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," Bill asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

Tom said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
3 days ago

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

Labana Simanihuruk
Labana Simanihuruk
, mayor of
Grand Lasima City
4 days ago

You got $40,870 money!

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
5 days ago

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
6 days ago

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him:

"What's your name?"

"John." The new bloke replied.

The Forman scowled. "Look, i don't know what kind of wishy-washy worksite you were on before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It's weak and wastes time. I call my
employees by their last name only Smith, Jones, Baker, that's all. If I want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or
Jones, do that. Now that we have that straight, what's your last name?"

The new bloke sighed. "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The foreman paused briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly...

"Ok John, the first thing I want you to do is.....!"

Leon Hanzzell
Leon Hanzzell
, mayor of
Tiggs Furry Butt
6 days ago

You found a Party Animal while out exploring! They give you 3 Favor Point(s) Yay!

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