Brett, Mayor of Vespertine
This city was founded 4090 years, 10 months and 1 day ago!

Vespertine

Mayor
Brett
Brett
Australia
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City Stats
Happiness
100%
Population
3,​664,​692,​014
Culture
62,​071,​540,​015
Money
$2,​482,​833,​030,​026,​500
Total Buildings
92,​040,​040
Total Manual Pops
215,​775

City Details

Awards For Vespertine ▼
Achievements For Vespertine ▼

4000 Years Old

Fifty Billion Culture

Number 1 Explorer

Number 1 Daily Popper

Top 10 Revenue/City Age

Most Loyal Casino Winner

5000 Motivation Points

Basic Mayors Training

950 Active Connections

Hall of Fame for a Single Collection

Top 100 Contenders Overall Collections

250 Year Happy Streak

100% of All Buildings Owned

Avid Collector 500 Levels

Global Collector 50 Levels

Top 50 Culture/Age

Top 50 Population/Age
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Brian Lamb
Brian Lamb
, mayor of
The Sleeper Wakes
1 hour ago

You find A BUNCH of Kangaroo souvenirs.

You pick up 1 , you can share the rest with your friends. Will you share?
Shared

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
6 hours ago

Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it."
Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
1 day ago

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
2 days ago

Tom, a local businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," Bill asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

Tom said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
3 days ago

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
4 days ago

My mother-in-law was very pleasantly surprised by the shepard's pie I made for her.

"This is brilliant," she said, "But tell me, what kind of meat did you use?"

"Dunno," I replied, "But there was a cat on the tin."

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
5 days ago

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!

Lynne Jenkin
Lynne Jenkin
, mayor of
Gizmos Furry Butt
6 days ago

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him:

"What's your name?"

"John." The new bloke replied.

The Forman scowled. "Look, i don't know what kind of wishy-washy worksite you were on before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It's weak and wastes time. I call my
employees by their last name only Smith, Jones, Baker, that's all. If I want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or
Jones, do that. Now that we have that straight, what's your last name?"

The new bloke sighed. "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The foreman paused briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly...

"Ok John, the first thing I want you to do is.....!"

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