Sass, Mayor of The Piss Farm
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The Piss Farm

Mayor
Sass
United States
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City Stats
Happiness
100%
Population
1,​271
Culture
17,​741
Money
$68,​294,​563
Total Buildings
572
Total Manual Pops
23

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Sass Quatch
Sass Quatch
, mayor of
The Piss Farm
over 12 years ago

Hmm... Getting a bit bored of this game

Byron Steckler
Byron Steckler
, mayor of
Steckopolis
over 12 years ago

This city interacted with your city: Not within the last 7 days. Still playing?

Mary Chinchin
Mary Chinchin
, mayor of
Marychinchin
over 13 years ago

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.) One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

Byron Steckler
Byron Steckler
, mayor of
Steckopolis
over 13 years ago

Bonus pop'd

Cheryl Walls Miller
Cheryl Walls Miller
, mayor of
Kryptons
over 13 years ago

Populated! You got $28,070 money!

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