Metropolis

This city was founded 4387 years, 7 months and 2 days ago!

Snowville County

Mayor

Luthera

United States

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City Stats

	100%
	104,600,977
	7,012,933,960
	$105,774,133,101,690,000
	2,789,657
	99,680

if for some reason I don't pop, it means I'm in the Hospital. if it's more then a week I'm in a Nursing Facility. I play Metro on 8 family names.
Updated: over 4 months ago

City Details

This city has celebrated 4000 years of game time.

4000 Years Old

Five Billion Culture

This city reached the top 125 daily explorers.

Top 125 Explorers

Top 125 Daily Popper

250 Motivation Points

100 Active Connections

This city's citizens were kept happy for 250 years straight.

250 Year Happy Streak

This city has owned 25% of all the buildings available in the game.

25% of All Buildings Owned

This city has reached 10 collection levels in at least 15 different collections.

Avid Collector 10 Levels

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The Snowville County Wall

Dee Donelson

, mayor of

Melina Popovic

, mayor of

James Calhoun

, mayor of

Stegosaur Quarry

7 days ago

You find 1 Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone Memento souvenir.

Dee Donelson

, mayor of

Pick-up line comebacks...
He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?

He: Your place or mine?
She: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: I'm a female impersonator.

He: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
She: Do Not Enter

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: Hey, we're both here for the same reason.
She: Right, let's pick up some chicks.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then please leave me alone.

He: I'd go to the end of the world for you.
She: Sure, but would you stay there?

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Nancy Hardy Paulhus

, mayor of

Ever Thankful

9 days ago

You got $42,700 money!

Melina Popovic

, mayor of

Pooltown

9 days ago

Dee Donelson

, mayor of

Jeep Duck Town

9 days ago

New Skunk Band
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

#joke #short

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