Welcome to our pathetic little burg - try not to mind the Nuclear Plants (they only explode every once in a while) and you DO eventually get used to the smell wafting from the Novelty Incense Manufacturer (who knew you could make incense out of old socks?). And if we ever figure out how to do it, we'll get that sinkhole fixed (although it was pretty cool watching it swallow up the radio towers!)
Updated: over 14 years ago