Player, Mayor of Moist Valley
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Moist Valley

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United Kingdom
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City Stats
Happiness
100%
Population
252,​808
Culture
14,​639,​142
Money
$12,​352,​584,​648,​855
Total Buildings
20,​506
Total Manual Pops
127

City Details


1200 Years Old

Ten Million Culture

50 Motivation Points

250 Year Happy Streak

50% of All Buildings Owned
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Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
1 hour ago

It’s Wednesday and on this day in history:
King Richard's Feast
1387 One of the most extravagant medieval English feasts ever recorded is held for Richard II and John of Gaunt in London, including 14 salted oxen, 120 sheep, 1,200 pigeons, and 11,000 eggs
> > > Clint’s comment: AI estimates that this would cost around (GBP) £50,000 wholesale price and between $80,000 to £98,000 at retail in today’s prices. Of course, there would have been more cost on top of that!

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
1 day ago

It’s Tuesday and on this day in history:
Darwin's Prehistoric Fossils
1832 During his HMS Beagle voyage, Charles Darwin discovers a large number of fossils at Punta Alta in Argentina
> > > Clint’s comment: The scale of this is unlikely to be seen again. AI search: Over the five-year voyage, Darwin collected thousands of biological specimens, including 1,529 species preserved in spirits and 3,907 dried specimens.

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
2 days ago

It’s Monday and on this day in history:
Stonehenge
1915 Cecil Chubb buys the prehistoric monument Stonehenge for £6,600 and later donates it to the British nation
> > > Clint’s comment: AI tells me: Legend says he bought it on an impulse at auction, after being sent by his wife to buy dining chairs or curtains, because he felt a local Salisbury man should own it and wanted to keep it from falling into foreign hands. Awesome.

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
2 days ago

Happy Sunday, have a wonderful day. If you want to make the list below, pay me a visit and leave a message :)

The number of mayors signing the Stinky Bottom visitor book each day this week - Sunday: 29, Monday: 21, Tuesday: 26, Wednesday: 20, Thursday: 24, Friday: 21 & Saturday: 31, a total of 172.

Thanks for being such a great connection and one of the 70 most recent mayors to visit and sign the Stinky Bottom visitor book. The 70th post was on Wednesday 19-Aug-2026, which is 32 days ago. Below, the last 70 cities:

Moist Valley
Nox Arcana
Bugztown Canada
Hinotama
Kworld
Stelios Hellas
Positive Town
Aek Original
Braga
Bythesea
Whooooville
Londonopolis
Arrakis
N E W B E N D
Healthialways
The Sleeper Wakes
Heliotropolis
Or Other
West West Stonia
Nikos The Greek
A E K Fc Athens
Nikos Xalkoutsi
Johnsenville
Icy Cold North Bay
Cheeso
Florence On The Rose
Pine Hills
West Dobechester
Scurdie Ness
White Dreams
Graestoke
Wormriders of Arraki
Setback
Hanko Sun City
Sundgauer
Playstation
Nibiru
Amsterdamm
Quiltville
Benny Shores
Ebsiii
Holy Shit
New Rob City
Tintinstad
Pooltown
Kleinstadt Am Rhein
Cornu Copiae
Persiphonia
Ever Thankful
Stacystan
Taylaramish
Hopeland
Truckers Safe Haven
Katetown
Sosueme
Blue Castle
My Sweet Ginger
Potato Pie
Delwood City
Stegosaur Quarry
Quarantineberg Home
Jeep Duck Town
Grand Lasima City
Giantcfr
Oogaboogavilleclosed
Portlandia
New Finntastic Twin
Eske City
Andersonville
Hot Mess

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
3 days ago

It’s Saturday and on this day in history:
The First Country to Grant Women the Vote
1893 New Zealand becomes the first country to grant all women the right to vote
> > > Clint’s comment: This monumental victory was the result of years of tireless campaigning led by suffragists like Kate Sheppard, whose efforts culminated in a monster petition signed by nearly 32,000 women.

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
5 days ago

It’s Friday and on this day in history:
Tiffany & Co Founded
1837 Charles Lewis Tiffany and John B. Young co-found a "stationery and fancy goods emporium" in New York City, renamed in 1853 as "Tiffany & Co."
> > > Clint’s comment: Dubbed the "King of Diamonds," his sharp marketing instinct and high standards for craftsmanship transformed a modest New York "fancy goods" shop into one of the world's most iconic luxury houses.

Clint Stallard
Clint Stallard
, mayor of
Stinky Bottom
6 days ago

It’s Thursday and on this day in history:
Bacteria Discovered
1683 Dutch scientist Antonie van Leeuwenhoek is the first to report the existence of bacteria
> > > Clint’s comment: He used scrapings from his own human dental plaque. He used a powerful single-lens microscope that he crafted himself. He called these tiny moving single-celled organisms "animalcules," meaning "little animals”. Nice :)

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