Andy Hay

Smugglers Cove

Many people have been commenting on the giant fibreglass sea creatures that have appeared all over the city. You might have seen them yourselves, aftre all they are pretty difficult to miss, what with their size and colours. The plan when the Mayor bought them was to form a trail around the Cove spotting the various creatures and offering a small prize for correctly locating them on a map. Now that the Mayor has sobered up and closed down the corporate EBay account,, he is actually prepared to offer a significant cash prize to anyone who wants to remove them as quickly as possible. If you want them please get your proposals in to PO Box 666, IpromiseTOneverBidONebayWHENdrunkEVERagain by 2am Sunday morning, otherwise the Special Forces will be authorised to blow them up in the early hours before the auditors notice where the money has gone.