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Veronica Antonio, mayor ofGaia Spot Townover 15 years agoWhile surfing around, I saw light and I came in to pop/ent. If you pop/ent me back everytime you see me in your feed/wall, I will be able to keep pop/ent'ing you back daily through the Return All Favors feature (available to Gold Members). Would be great if you can return the visit soon! Wanna get a connection? POP BACK! :) I pop/ent tons of unconnected cities daily with the Return All Favors feature. UNCONNECTED CITIES POPPING BACK 5/7+ WILL GET AN INVITE FROM ME as soon as vacancies open up (we're already at 1k connections). Please be patient and DON'T send PM begging for connections! 
Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 15 years agoHappy Mother’s Day to all. Today’s story will be brief because I am much too busy being a Domestic Goddess—enjoying a lazy day in bed with a bubble bath, breakfast in bed, chocolates and the whole nine yards. We have a law in Persiphonia regarding Mother’s Day. It’s quite simple. Any son or daughter not calling their mother by 8 PM is in violation of that law. All that mother has to do is call the nearest police station (and we have LOTS) and give the name and address of the child in violation. We will send someone over to pick them up and they will be our guests for one night in jail. They will only be released when they agree to send their mothers one dozen roses, a card saying they are sorry they missed Mother’s Day and place a call to Mom. We have the numbers of several florists available at the jail so they can call and place the order before they leave. We even have a nice selection of cards available. For second offenders, we have a stricter penalty. Not only are they guests of Persiphonia for the night, but we have a special device that can replicate labor pains. Interestingly enough, nobody has ever become a third time offender. Once they spend a couple hours enduring what it feels like to be in the final stages of labor, they not only send their mother flowers for Mother’s Day, but they personally deliver them along with candy as well. Then there is the worst offense—husbands who tell the mothers of their children “I didn’t get you anything because you’re not my mother. They spend a week cleaning the sides of our roads as part of our chain gang. And gentlemen—kindly remember that anything with a cord on the end of it doesn’t count as a Mother’s Day present. Show up with a vacuum cleaner, toaster, iron or microwave and get a “Go To Jail Free†card. Tonight at midnight, I will go down to the jail and wake up all of our “guestsâ€. At that time, I will deliver my annual lecture on why it is important to remember Mother’s Day. Then, they will spend some time cleaning out the jail with toothbrushes. When they are done, they may return to sleep. Very few of them manage to get in more than a nap before it’s time to get up, order the flowers and call their mothers. Then we kick them out and send them on their way to work. Today, we are sending along florists with hundreds of roses to be delivered to the mothers of your city compliments of Persiphonia. For entertainment, a double feature. Irene Dunne in the classic ‘I Remember Mama’ and the ultimate mother movie—‘Mommie Dearest.’ No Wire Hangers EVER!!! Always good for a chuckle. And now, back to my Godiva raspberry crèmes. Happy Mother’s Day to all! Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. I am back up to 1000 connections, but have started dumping 2x weekly poppers. I ONLY accept cities who send a FRIEND REQUEST. Don’t ask here and don’t send me a message to my inbox. It can’t keep up with it as it is. ONLY friend requests will be considered in the order they arrive. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or as close to midnight as we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 2 Posts Available
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