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This city was founded 4067 years, 10 months and 19 days ago!

Noviomagus Reginorum

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	1,640,567,356
	98,561,544,100
	$1,497,612,344,937,781
	96,455,283
	1,339,798

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City Details

This city has celebrated 4000 years of game time.

4000 Years Old

Seventy Five Billion Culture

This city has been the number 1 daily explorer.

Number 1 Explorer

Number 1 Daily Popper

This city reached the top 50 in Revenue/City Age

Top 50 Revenue/City Age

This city won an exclusive building of their choice for being the most loyal Casino Player.

Most Loyal Casino Winner

1500 Motivation Points

This city completed the Mayor's 101 training!

Basic Mayors Training

950 Active Connections

Hall of Fame for a Single Collection

This city is in in the top 5 contenders for the overall collections Hall of Fame.

Top 5 Contenders Overall Collections

This city's citizens were kept happy for 250 years straight.

250 Year Happy Streak

This city has owned every single building type available in the game.

100% of All Buildings Owned

This city has reached 1000 collection levels in at least 15 different collections.

Avid Collector 1000 Levels

This city has reached 10 collection levels in every single collection type.

Global Collector 10 Levels

This city reached the top 50 in Culture/Age Rankings

Top 50 Culture/Age

This city reached the top 100 in Population/Age Rankings

Top 100 Population/Age

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The Noviomagus Reginorum Wall

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

7 hours ago

Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it."
Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

1 day ago

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

2 days ago

Tom, a local businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," Bill asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

Tom said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

3 days ago

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.

She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

4 days ago

My mother-in-law was very pleasantly surprised by the shepard's pie I made for her.

"This is brilliant," she said, "But tell me, what kind of meat did you use?"

"Dunno," I replied, "But there was a cat on the tin."

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

5 days ago

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

6 days ago

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him:

"What's your name?"

"John." The new bloke replied.

The Forman scowled. "Look, i don't know what kind of wishy-washy worksite you were on before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It's weak and wastes time. I call my
employees by their last name only Smith, Jones, Baker, that's all. If I want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or
Jones, do that. Now that we have that straight, what's your last name?"

The new bloke sighed. "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The foreman paused briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly...

"Ok John, the first thing I want you to do is.....!"

Judy Huber

, mayor of

Pine Hills

6 days ago

You got $47,150 money!

Nathan Drake

, mayor of

Super Footballers

6 days ago

You found a Party Animal while out exploring! They give you 2 Favor Point(s) Yay!

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