Bren Donoghue

Putridville

VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts! What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! Why is Valentine\'s Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! What did one oar say to the other? \"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?\" What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me & we’ll go places. THE WISHING WELL A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, \"It really works!\"