Metropolis

This city was founded 3960 years, 7 months and 1 day ago!

Esox

Mayor

Bob

United Kingdom

Humanitarian

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City Stats

	100%
	27,259,453,322
	10,128,698,788
	$102,770,308,192,200
	39,144,242
	238,934

Welcome to Esox.

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Updated: over 4 years ago

City Details

This city has celebrated 3500 years of game time.

3500 Years Old

Ten Billion Culture

This city reached the top 125 daily explorers.

Top 125 Explorers

Top 125 Daily Popper

This city reached the top 50 in Revenue/City Age

Top 50 Revenue/City Age

1500 Motivation Points

This city completed the Mayor's 101 training!

Basic Mayors Training

950 Active Connections

This city is in the top 100 contenders chart for the single collection Hall of Fame.

Top 100 Contenders Single Collection

This city is in the top 100 contenders chart for overall collections Hall of Fame.

Top 100 Contenders Overall Collections

This city's citizens were kept happy for 250 years straight.

250 Year Happy Streak

This city has owned every single building type available in the game.

100% of All Buildings Owned

This city has reached 100 collection levels in at least 15 different collections.

Avid Collector 100 Levels

This city has reached 10 collection levels in every single collection type.

Global Collector 10 Levels

This city reached the top 10 in Population/Age Rankings

Top 10 Population/Age

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The Esox Wall

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

7 hours ago

Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.
Then the owner said, "Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it."
Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

1 day ago

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Aggeliki Karafilli

, mayor of

Angelville

1 day ago

You find 1 Saola souvenir.

Chris Sung

, mayor of

Kworld

1 day ago

You find 1 Lion souvenir.

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

2 days ago

Tom, a local businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," Bill asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

Tom said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything."

Brian Lamb

, mayor of

Wormriders of Arraki

2 days ago

You find A BUNCH of Windsor Castle Memento souvenirs.

You pick up 1 , you can share the rest with your friends. Will you share?
Shared

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

4 days ago

My mother-in-law was very pleasantly surprised by the shepard's pie I made for her.

"This is brilliant," she said, "But tell me, what kind of meat did you use?"

"Dunno," I replied, "But there was a cat on the tin."

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

5 days ago

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’

She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’

The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’

She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’

The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’

She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’

She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’

The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’

She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!

Chris Sung

, mayor of

Kworld

6 days ago

You find 1 Lake District Memento souvenir.

Lynne Jenkin

, mayor of

Gizmos Furry Butt

7 days ago

A guy and his wife came up to me in the shopping centre today and said, "Excuse me, do you know where we can find Pets at Home?" I said, "Have you tried looking under the bed?"

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