|Pamela, Mayor of Oscarmeyertown|
|This city was founded 2898 years, 10 months and 1 day ago!|
2500 Years Old
Fifty Billion Culture
5000 Motivation Points
250 Year Happy Streak
100% of All Buildings Owned
Avid Collector 1000 Levels
Global Collector 50 Levels
The Oscarmeyertown Wall
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 6 hours ago
Once there was a man who went to an exotic country and came across a stall selling handmade handheld fans. He asked for the prettiest and longest-lasting one and the owner charged him a whopping $1,000! After using it the first time, it broke so he took it back for a refund.
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 1 day ago
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 2 days ago
Tom, a local businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 3 days ago
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 4 days ago
My mother-in-law was very pleasantly surprised by the shepard's pie I made for her.
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 5 days ago
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
Dean Kremin, mayor of 6 days ago
You find 1 Aye-aye souvenir. Congratulations, you achieved a new level of 140 in the collection Madagascar. You get 5 favor points. Thanks ;)
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 6 days ago
The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him:
Metro Admin7 days ago
Duxhurst has accepted your connection request.
Lynne Jenkin, mayor of 7 days ago
A guy and his wife came up to me in the shopping centre today and said, "Excuse me, do you know where we can find Pets at Home?" I said, "Have you tried looking under the bed?"
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