NICEBURGH, NICESS CITY ON AWW OF EARTH, FLAUNT OUR CULTURAW SUPER-ORITY BY CELE-BRATING AWW HOLIDAY FROM ROUND THE WORLD, NO MATTA HOW SILLY. STOP. ESPECIAL THOSE WITH VACATION DAYS, GIFTS AND/OR OVER-CONSUMPTION. HAPPY DAY TO AMERICAN TURKEY EATINGS AND SALE SHOPPAS.

Cordially,
Hector ‘The Levelheaded’ Mobuffu
(Brother to deposed despot/jerk, Sluntie)

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