Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

God's Waiting Room residents invite you to explore our city, then grab a drink in one of the cafes. Sit back and relax while the residents tell a story or a joke. No space for connections, but happy to refriend old aquaintances to join the bonus trail. Or send a FR with Metro in the message and I can add you to my waiting list. Joke of the day : BUNGEE JUMPING Following a day at an American theme park with a Bungee Jump Attraction Al and Joe get to thinking.... "What do you reckon Joe" says Al. "We could make a lot of money with one of these bungee jump things." Al agrees "But there seem to be a lot of them around already. Why don't we go South of the Border. Then we can sell it as something 'New' and 'Special'" After a bit of shopping (including the necessary insurance ) they get everything together and head south. Building the tower creates a lot of interest in the first town the set up in. In no time at all they have quite a crowd watching. By the time the tower is complete most of the townfolk have gathered. Joe and Al climb to the top of the tower and when greeted with applause decide to give an impromptu demonstration. Al jumps. Al bounces. Oh no! The have miscalculated the cord and Joe notices Al has cuts and scratches on his face and arms. Al drops again and bounces back up. Joe tries to grab him. This is not good. More cuts and scratches and bruises. They are never going to be able to make any money in this town. Al drops again and bounces back up. This time Joe is able to grab Al before he falls again. Al has more than just cuts and scratches now. He has a black eye and a couple broken ribs. Joe holds him tightly and asks "Whatever went wrong?" "Was the cord too long?" " I was sure we had the weights and cord lengths worked out." Gasping and barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd ... WHAT THE HELL IS A PINATA?"