Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

YOUNG ACCOUNTANTS, An accounting student is making his way to class when he notices one of his fellow student on a bright new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Hey Greg, Where did you get the bike? You said you were broke last week." Greg replies "Well, It's kinda weird really. A couple of days ago I was walking home through the park and I saw this georgeous blonde riding it towards me. She smiled at me. Hopped off the bike, Ripped off all her clothes, and said 'Take what you want'." Garry, the other accounting student nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."