Welcome to South Shore, home of the country hicks.
I'll make this quick since someones a countin my words.
The mayor is indisposed due to the weather and all. She's hidin' under her blanket or roastin' weenies on the fire if the 'lectric is out. Judging by the size of the tree what fell in her back yard I'd guess she's a roastin' somethin'.
We'd be a heap thankful if you'd make us smile if we are below 20 and pop us otherwise.
Thanks, Citizens of South Shore
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