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Joel Massie, mayor ofEntenhausenover 15 years agoHi sweetie, Susan sent me :-) Did a little song and dance to entertain ya, dear. And if you like humor and fun, you\'re right up my alley *smile* Hugs from crazy Entenhausen Anja 
Susan McCarthy Dietz, mayor ofWalnutvilleover 15 years agoO.K., I\'ll be your wall hog for now. Thought you\'d think these were funny: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.. THEN YOU\'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN\'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN\'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN\'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU\'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Susan McCarthy Dietz, mayor ofWalnutvilleover 15 years agoWelcome to Metro, Kevin :O) If you need help, let me know and/or read the forums. I\'ll put your city on my wall and see if some of my connections will pop/connect you. This is a lot of fun when you get the hang of it. Some of the people here are too funny. 3 Posts Available
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