Welcome to the most boring city in the world. This place is not awesome at all, so please help us by sending over awesome people or entertaining us. We may name a fountain after you or something.* We are so bored.

Connections are welcome, but please let me know that is the reason for the request.

*NOTE: Fountain may not actually exist. Please send complaints about fountains to Fountain Naming Committee.**

**NOTE: Fountain Naming Committee may not actually exist.
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