Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

We have just realised we are about to click over to 400,000 population. Was not expecting this til next week. Celebrating with a barbeque in the gardens. Everyone welcome. Please bring your own refreshments and seating. Swimming permitted in the ponds, Please don't scare the ducks. ***This one is a little naughty. Lost at sea. An airliner from Australia develops major engine problems and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The plane is ripped apart on impact, leaving only one man alive. He swims for hours and finally drags himself up onto the sandy shores. He lies there exhausted for a while, taking in the awful reality. He is thousands of miles from home, with nothing.. He then slowly becomes aware of the beauty around him. Then he notices a little further along the beach another figure. Perhaps another survivor from the crash. He quickly runs over and finds a young woman, barely alive. He gives her the kiss of life, and after several attempts she coughs and starts breathing. She wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue! Forever grateful to him, they quickly strike up an friendship, and over the following weeks, things progress further. Then, one day as Kylie is strolling along the beach she notices him sitting on the rocks gazing despondently out to sea. She wanders over and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require. We have each other. But there's something missing." Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything". "Well there is one thing that might help. Would you mind putting on my shirt?" "OKayy??" "And my trousers?" "Hmmm.. OKayy?" What is this guy thinking.... Then, he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips. "Looks good, Now... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the other way and meet you half way." "OK dear, whatever will make you happy?" (OMG.. what is he thinking???) They set off, Each in the opposite direction. He is striding out briskly. She is a little more hesitant... After around an hour the two come into sight of one another again, He immediately breaks into a run, His grin spreading from ear to ear. Then as he reaches her he grabs her and shouts......: "Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm sh%#@*&'!! Visit ♫ ☆ ♪ ♥ http://jokesonmetro.blogspot.com/">MY DAILY JOKES♥ ♪ ☆ ♫ for all of my daily jokes, and quite a few contributed by Bren and Jo