Alex, Mayor of New Landmark Land |
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Welcome to New Landmark Land! The newest landmark Capital of the world. Because one Landmark Land isn't enough. Run and managed by the mayor of the original Landmark Land (http://apps.facebook.com/metropolisgame/players.php?id=1351776178) | |||||||||||||
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Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 13 years agoPosting on my wall purchases a week of my jokes. I have not had time recently to pop as many cities to just issue random jokes from amongst them. So.. If you DON'T want the jokes, DON'T post on my wall. Sorry, But I just don't have time to single out those who don't like smiles, I suggest that you simple ban me from posting on your wall as others have done. Rosie :) Dolly and The Queen It is a really bad day for the inhabitants of Earth, when Dolly Parton and The Queen of England both die on the same day. And to make matters even worse, they both arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time, at the end of a very busy day in Heaven. Yep, You guessed it there is only room for one of them. The Angel guarding the gate first approaches Dolly, asking if there is any reason why she should be given the place. Dolly just rolls her eyes, and removes her skimpy blouse revealing her breast. "Look at these" she said. "These are the most perfect pair of breasts ever created. If I am allowed into Heaven I am sure it would please God to have them here for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and then turned to The Queen with the same question. Her Majesty smiled knowingly to herself and from her handbag she took a bottle of Perrier Water and proceeded to drink it all. She then asked to use the bathroom where she had a twinkle and pressed the button on the wall. Then returned to where Dolly and the Angel waited. The Angel gave Dolly a sad look, and opened the Gates and invited The Queen to enter. Dolly stamped her foot in absolute outrage. "Why her? Why not me? After I showed you one of the greatest creations . All she did was wee in a toilet. What is the story? I need an explanation!!!" 'Gosh, I'm really sorry, Dolly,' replied the Angel, "But the rules are the same, even in Heaven. "A Royal Flush always Beats a Pair - No Matter How Big They Are."
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 13 years agoA LITTLE RIB Little Johnny goes to Sunday school every week, and he listens carefully to the teacher. Being "Little Johnny", he always has lots of questions about what he has heard, and they keep his parents occupied for most of the following week with explanations. This week the teacher had focussed on Genesis. The creation of God's wonders on Earth. This included the creation of human kind. Little Johnny was especially taken on the story of the creation of Eve from the rib of Adam. As you may well imagine, this generated a whole new set of questions for the long suffering parents. After a particularly active afternoon in the backyard Mrs Johnny's Mother noticed Johnny lying on the ground clutching his side and in obvious pain. She rushed outside and picked him up asking whatever was wrong. Little Johnny looked up with tears in his eyes. " OWWWWW . Oh Mum.. I've gotta awful pain in here. (Indicating his side). D'ya think I'm gunna have a wife!" 
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