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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoIt’s going to take Sandy Kleinmeyer a very long time to live down the events of yesterday afternoon. While her husband Greg was out on the golf course, Sandy was home getting ready for a dinner party at the Persiphonia Country Club. She was also busy doing laundry for the family in her brand new Maytag oversized front load washer and dryer hidden behind doors in her newly decorated kitchen. She was just about to put in a load of the kids jeans when she remembered that Greg had reminded her before he left that he had no clean black socks to wear with his tuxedo to the party. So she went back up to their bedroom to pull some out of the hamper. After the load finished washing, she tossed everything into the dryer and went upstairs to take her shower and set her hair for the evening. She had a beautiful new black cocktail dress and she was going all out to look great. After toweling off, she stepped into a black thong and put on her best back lace bra. Then she sat down at her dressing table and set her hair. Just for good measure, she decided to give herself one of those quick facial masks before she did her makeup—just so her skin looked perfect. As soon as she had applied the mask, she heard the buzzer from the dryer go off. With the kids already at Grandma’s for the night and Greg still playing golf, she decided to run down quickly in her underwear and pull the clothes out so she could fold them while they were still warm. A good homemaker, Sandy would never send her children to school in wrinkled clothes. As she pulled the clothes out and tossed them in the basket, she realized one of Greg’s black dress socks was missing. She searched the dryer to no avail. Then she figured she must have missed it when she put the wet clothes in the dryer, so she opened the front load washer and peeked in. There it was—trapped way in the back. Being very little, Sandy tried but she couldn’t reach it. So she decided to use her knee to boost herself up. Before she knew what happened, Sandy Kleinmeyer was trapped—a victim of her brand new bright red Maytag frontloading washer. The more she struggled, the more her body twisted and the more the washer seemed to swallow her up. She finally decided the best thing to do was just to wait. Greg would be home soon. She would just call out to him and he would come and help her. He wouldn’t be much longer. The wait was really only about a half an hour, but it seemed like hours before she heard the front door open and Greg call out to her. She yelled back that she was in the kitchen and she needed his help. Greg came in and looked around—not seeing his wife. Then he realized where her call for help was coming from. He bent down and looked inside the washer, totally shocked to see his nearly naked wife, hair in curlers and what looked like clown makeup on her face. He tried to get her out, but she was stuck. That’s when Sandy realized that Greg hadn’t come home alone. Two of his golf buddies—which wasn’t easy especially since they’d already had a few beers while playing golf, the three of them tried, but there was nothing they could do to extract her from the jaws of the washing machine. Finally, Greg had nothing else to do, and five minutes later, the fire department Rescue Squad arrived on the scene with lights flashing and sirens blaring. While Sandy wept, they dragged their equipment through her gorgeous brand new kitchen and used their Jaws of Life tools to tear the brand new machine in half and pull her out. That’s when she saw the flash and realized that a local reporter listening in on the police band radio had followed the Rescue Squad to see if there was a story he might want to publish. After covering herself with a towel, Sandy went upstairs, too upset to attend the party. This morning, when she went out on the porch to pick up their Sunday paper, there she was—half naked, curlers tumbling out of her hair and tears streaked down the white facial cream—under the headline “Kinky Housewife’s Surprise For Hubby Goes Awry.†The Kleinmeyer family is currently seeking a new city to live in. She is positive that she will never live it down, and she probably won’t. Perhaps your city didn’t carry this story in their papers and you might have a place for this nice suburban family of five to live. Graig is the General Manager of a large local grocery store chain. Sandy is a former stewardess. She has also served as president of our local PTA. If it is entertainment you want, I am sending along a copy of the Sex and the City Movie. Funny, stuff like that never happens to Carrie and her friends. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. I am back up to 1000 connections, but have started dumping 2x weekly poppers. I ONLY accept cities who send a FRIEND REQUEST. Don’t ask here and don’t send me a message to my inbox. It can’t keep up with it as it is. ONLY friend requests will be considered in the order they arrive. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or as close to midnight as we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! Come back soon, Ray! We love you!
Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoPersiphonia has reached the half million mark! Imagine one half a million crazy people living in one city! It is totally amazing. I checked the list of available landmarks and decided to treat my citizens to a little something to celebrate. I bought them the Tokyo Tower. But after I signed the check and paid for it, I decided to read the brochure about it. Always read the brochure first. The Tokyo Tower is a communications and observation tower. At 333 meters (1,091 ft), it is the tallest self-supporting steel structure in the world and the tallest artificial structure in Japan. The structure is an Eiffel Tower-inspired lattice tower that is painted white and international orange to comply with air safety regulations. Sounded pretty good to me. I figured it would make a great cellphone tower. Not that we don’t already have perfect cellphone coverage in Persiphonia. Absolutely zero dead spots. Persiphonians think no bars means it’s after 4 am and there’s no place to get a drink. But then I did some further checking. The tower acts as a support structure for an antenna. Originally intended for television broadcasting, radio antennas were installed in 1961 and the tower is now used to broadcast both signals for Japanese media outlets such as NHK, TBS and Fuji TV. Japan's planned switch from analog to digital for all television broadcasting by July 2011 is problematic, however. Tokyo Tower's current height is not high enough to adequately support complete terrestrial digital broadcasting to the area. A taller digital broadcasting tower known as Tokyo Sky Tree is currently planned to open in 2011. This darn thing was built in 1958! What? You mean it’s being replaced by something else? We’re getting an outdated tower when there is a new one on the horizon? And it wasn’t even on sale? I had to think quickly to be able to put this one over with the City Council and the Persiphonians and justify spending 10 extra large on a knock off Eiffel Tower that is red and white and kind of resembles something made out of legos. Well, I came up with a few ideas. I considered using it as an oil rig, but Persiphonia is built on bedrock, and we don’t have any oil to drill for. So first of all, as of today, we have our own television station, WPTV and a matching radio station. If we have to build a higher tower later, then we will. In the meantime, it will cover a small area and provide us with a good local channel. It will also be used for media classes in high school and college—and we will have both high school and college radio and television stations now. Then, for a little adventure, we have set up some climbing walls on the exterior of the tower. You want to reach the observation deck? Well, hook up a harness and climb up on the outside. We already have a lot of interest in that idea. Lastly, I did manage to get them to include FootTown, a four story building directly underneath the tower that houses restaurants, shops and museums and the local noodle men are already busy working on a very fancy Japanese restaurant. It’s called ã¯ã™ãƒŒãƒ¼ãƒ‰ãƒ«or Lotus Noodles. It’s going to be the best Japanese Restaurant in Metropolis. We are also adding a Geisha House to FootTown, which should be quite interesting. Tonight’s first broadcast on WPTV will feature the grand opening and the first climb up the tower as well as our half a million people celebration. Persiphonia is now only one landmark away from the infamous Burj, but still hoping that our President negotiates with he Chinese to bring us the Great Wall of China. It’s very hard explaining 10 billion dollars for a used tower that looks like legos. Thank you all for sending us your people. From the noodlemen to the Goths to blondes to all kinds of people, Persiphonia has now become a true melting pot and a great place for crazy people to live. Keep sending us your crazy folk. Next stop – one million! Our goal is to interact with every city in Persiphonia. If you know a city who has not sent us people yet, tell them to send some! We want people from every city in Metropolis living in Persiphonia. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections AGAIN, but I’m deleting a bunch more who do not autopop daily, so wait about a couple days ask us again. I ONLY accept cities who send a FRIEND REQUEST. Don’t ask here and don’t send me a message. ONLY friend requests will be considered in the order they arrive. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or as close to midnight as we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. WIN 25 PRESIDENTIAL FAVOR POINTS! Send me an essay – 25 words or less stating why you think your city should be the next Moe Town. Post your answer on my wall. Winner will get 25 Favor Points credited to their account compliments of the Mayor of Persiphonia. Contest lasts one week from last Wednesday! Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 2 Posts Available
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