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Andrew Waterworth, mayor ofLuton Le Championnatover 14 years agoYou found souvenir Uncle Sam. ta!! 
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoThe Goldies send you this rose for Valentines Day ♥ ♥ @};->-- ♥♥ •´¯`•.¸¸.•♪♫♥ ♥ Click on the profile pic to the left and visit them all in Gods Waiting Room. Magic Frog Jethro goes to his doctor with a BIG problem. He has a 25 inch penis. Not only is it cumbersome and makes dressing difficult, He has had more than one complaint. "Hey Doc.." he pleads there's got to be something you can do to help.?" The doctor is sympathetic, but answers, "I'm sorry son, But there is no medical procedure I know of that will do what you want. But, way out in the mountains live Agatha, an old witch who may be able to help." and he gives Jethro some vague directions on how to find his way to where the old crone lives. Jethro finds the witch and relays his sad story. "Ma'am, my penis is 25 inches long. I need help. Do you have any spell or potion that can make it smaller? You are my only hope." Agatha stares in amazement, scratches her head, and mutters, "No.. No potion I know can fix that. But maybe I can be of some help. Do this. Go deep into the forest. Look for a beautiful lily pond. In this pond, lives a frog. This frog has strong magic. Call to her and ask, Will you marry me? The frog will answer NO, and for being so impudent will remove 5 inches from your penis." Jethro is delighted. He dashed into the forest and soon found the pond. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?" As promised, the frog looked at him grumpily and replied, "NO." Jethro looked down and surely enough his penis was 5 inches shorter. "Whoopee," he shouted, But 20 inches was still too much. He asked again. "Frog, will you marry me?" . The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and croaked, "NO!" Jethro felt another twitch, looked down, another 5 inches shorter. "This is fantastic." He looked down again, just 15 inches,. BUT.. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled, "Frog will you marry me?" The frog looked back , Shook its head and croaked, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!" 2 Posts Available
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