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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoBrenda Snodgrass and Tad Fargo work in the same office of a large financial planning company in one of our large office complexes. Tad works in accounting and Brenda works in personnel. Both are married. And yet last year at the office Christmas party, they shared a drunken groping kiss in the supply closet. Ever since then, there has been a lot of flirting going on. They eat lunch together quite often and lately the talk has turned to a clandestine meeting. Oh, come on—we can talk about this. This is the 00’s! The sexual revolution was over 40 years ago! These things happen—and to people like Brenda and Tad. Persiphonia happens to have a no-tell motel called The Hideaway Hotel. They have a 99 dollar special. One night, round bed, mirrors on the ceiling and a hot tub. It’s on Route 9 right off the Metropolis Intercity Highway. I have no personal experience with it, but I understand it is quite popular. In fact, I hear sometimes married couples with little ones book overnight babysitters and spend the night there just for a little uninterrupted action. Well, Brenda and Tad began to plan their night. Tad told his wife he had to go away overnight on out of town business. It seemed a little odd to her because he’d never done it before, but Tad explained that it was part of his new responsibilities at the firm, and that there may be many more overnight trips. He hoped it would lead to a big promotion and a raise. Brenda’s plan was to tell her husband that she went out after work for a drink with a girlfriend who had just broken up with her fiancé. The girl got very drunk and Brenda, being the good person that she was, would spend the night on the girl’s couch to make sure she was all right. The big night came. They arrived in separate cars at half hour intervals. Brenda stopped off at Victoria’s Secret for some new lingerie. Tad wore satin boxers to work that day. They registered under the name of Mr. and Mrs. Xavier Vanderbilt. The night wasn’t exactly what you might call romantic. It was more like ‘bang her against the headboard until the neighbors call the cops sex’. Neither one of them expected anything more. After all, this was just a clandestine meeting between two people who were very horny for each other. Probably the most romantic part was making love in the hot tub. Brenda loved hot tubs. She always wanted one at home, but her cheap husband said they couldn’t afford one. In the morning, Tad showered and dressed first. They still had an hour until checkout time and so Brenda decided to take one more long soak in the hot tub before leaving. Tad was more than a little tired from his night in the sack—doing the horizontal mambo no less than five times (a record for him!). He wasn’t exactly careful about looking both ways when he pulled out of the motel parking lot. An oncoming car hit him on the passenger side, activating the airbags and spinning the car around in the opposite direction. Other than a little scratch over his eye, Tad seemed fine. He pulled the car back into the parking lot and called his wife, telling her he had an accident on the way home from his business trip and that he had pulled into the parking lot of some sort of a motel to await a tow truck. His wife Angela said she would drive over and pick him up. Angela arrived first and they waited for the tow truck together. She told Tad that she had a bad feeling about the overnight trip and hadn’t wanted him to go in the first place. Tad tried to hide his smirk. Finally, the tow truck arrived. Just then, a clean and satisfied Brenda left the room to go to her car. The tow truck driver was none other than her husband Eddie. He took one look at her exiting the room and went ballistic. As Brenda tried to race back into the room, Angela looked at Tad and began to cry. With the four of them frozen, not knowing what to say, the door of the motel office opened and the desk clerk looked at Eddie, saying “Sorry, Mr. Gonzalez, but you and Mrs. Gonzalez are early. The whips and chains suite isn’t available for another hour. The housekeeper is in there cleaning up right now.†Brenda looked at Eddie screaming “Mr. Gonzalez! Whips and chains suite!†and fainting dead away in the parking lot. When she woke up, Tad and Eddie were fighting and Angela was just standing there crying. The local papers had picked up the story on their police radios and were snapping photos like mad. After a quick stop at the ER to ensure that everyone was all right, the four of them appeared in my courtroom. I immediately granted both couples divorces. Now, the four of them feel that they are too ashamed to live in Persiphonia. So today, I have available, one assistant personnel director, one junior accountant, one tow truck driver and one kinky Desperate Housewife. Take your pick. And as for entertainment, I am sending along the local papers for you to read. Our crack reporter Donna Cabatelli did a great job covering the story. While I feel sorry for the four of the, I have to admit that you cannot read it without laughing just a bit. It’s better than anything on TV. Sometimes life is better than art. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections, but I am checking now and deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I will ONLY connect to cities who send a friend request that contains the NAME OF THEIR CITY- not just ‘Metroâ€. I have already deleted over 150 names and replaced them and continue to do so a little at a time. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or whenever we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in!
Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoThe movies are coming to Persiphonia! In fact, they are already here. A very large movie production company has chosen Persiphonia as the location to film a major movie—a spy thriller called Double Agent. The movie is “the story of two brothers—both spies on opposite sides of the Iron Curtain who meet for one final time, and only one can walk away.†I didn’t write that part—that comes from the movie poster. Right now, they are scouting around and picking locations to film various scenes. They know that we own three Golden Gate Bridges—one that goes north, one that goes south and one that is a bridge to nowhere. I learned about those when Sarah Palin paid me her infamous visit. Well, the bridge to nowhere will play heavily in the movie. So will our Eiffel Tower and Louvre Museum. A lot of Persiphonians will appear as extras. The Mayor will have a little cameo appearance. Even the seals in our Town Square will have a little part in it. And here is the best part. The movie stars George Clooney. Yes, the Mayor is going to get another shot at him! This time, I have more moves planned than U-Haul. And I am making sure all the Korean nail salons are closed until he leaves. George doesn’t know what he’s getting into. Hopefully the Mayor’s private quarters. I have even gotten Feral a job as George’s gofer to keep an eye on him for me. Also starring in the movie is Catherine Zeta Jones. I have seen her, and let me tell you guys out there that she has curves in all the right places and plenty of them. And she is incredibly sexy, not to mention talented. The other night, she was sitting at the bar in her hotel and she actually tied a knot in the stem of her cherry with her tongue. You have to see the old guy she is married to. Looks like her grandfather. The third member of the cast who is already in Persiphonia is that pasty white kid who plays a vampire in that Twilight movie—Rob Pattinson. We have had to put him in hiding. For some reason, all the teenage girls are going ballistic over him. The poor kid can’t go anywhere in Persiphonia without some pack of wild teenage girls begging him to bite them. He’s okay I guess—if you find 22 year old boys attractive. He doesn’t do a thing for me. So, we have established the Persiphonian Movie Council to encourage other movies to film in our fair city. And already we have gotten some interest. We could very well be the next Hollywood, and you could end up paying 10 billion bucks for a Persiphonia sign instead of a Hollywood sign. We have already ordered 1 thousand yards of red carpet for movie premiers. Today, I am sending you one movie scout to check out your city and see if they can use it to make a movie in. Spiff the place up before they get there. Make sure you look your best. Movie crews and producers spend mucho dollars making movies. Think of the revenue. And for entertainment, a complete set of movies starring George Clooney plus a copy of the last episode of ER. Enjoy! Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections, but I am checking now and deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I will ONLY connect to cities who send a friend request that contains the NAME OF THEIR CITY- not just ‘Metroâ€. I have already deleted over 150 names and replaced them and continue to do so a little at a time. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or whenever we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 3 Posts Available
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