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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoTonight I attended the new Mom/Dad Liked My Brother/Sister Better Group as a guest. It’s not like my parents preferred my siblings or anything like that. I am the oldest of four, the only girl and the only one with an IQ higher than a doorknob. I was Daddy’s little girl. Mom never lets me forget that he bought me my first mink coat when I was twelve. It’s Daddy’s fault that I am high maintenance. Inger and Brunhilda Giesbrecht were arguing over who their mother liked best. Brunhilda said it was Inger, because their mother gave her ballet lessons. Inger shot back that if Brunhilda wasn’t the size of the side of a barn, she would have had ballet lessons. Brunhilda said that all the ballet lessons in the world wouldn’t have helped because Inger was about as graceful as a herd of elk. Inger shot back that it was obvious their mother liked Brunhilda best because she obviously fed her more. At that point, Brunhilda picked up her chair and threw it across the room. Inger ducked and it barely missed her. Inger picked up her chair and heaved it in Brunhilda’s direction. Then the two of them went at each other meeting in the center of the circle and wrestling each other to the ground while Fannie Beechum, the leader of the group was screaming and busily trying to locate her cellphone in her purse the size of a carry-on bag so she could call the police for help. Two of the men in the group, Gerhold Cabot and Jack Highnote decided to break up the fight and each one grabbed a Geisbrecht sister to pull them apart. But the sisters would have none of it and threw the men off easily so they could continue fighting. Gerhold called Jack a weakling and Jack called Gerhold a sissy. Before you knew it, a tag team match had developed with Inger and Jack going at it against Gerhold and Brunhilda. The rest of the group quickly chose sides—picking Inger and Jack as the good guys and booing Brunhilda and Gerhold as the bad guys. I just kind of sat back in my seat at a safe distance and watched. It was fascinating. Chairs flew, huge purses became weapons. Jack took off his jacket and tried to use it to strangle Gerhold, but he tagged Brunhilda and she came in just in time to rescue Gerhold by giving Jack a good old fashioned knee to the crotch. With tears in his eyes, Jack quickly tagged Inger and rolled into a corner in obvious pain. This went on for about ten minutes before the four of them had worn themselves out. Jack was still on the floor in a fetal position crying. Gerhold was short two front teeth. Brunhilda had a black eye and Inger was missing a large section of her hair. By this time, Fannie Beechum had located her cellphone and the police were arriving. Officer Frank Squines held up Inger’s hand in victory, just before hauling all four of them off to jail. Inger was able to make bail because she had enough cash with her. She refused to pay Brunhilda’s bail, so she’s cooling off in lockup. The two men called their wives, but both of them refused to come down and pay their bail. So they’re in lockup, too. Inger is probably back in the house she shares with Brunhilda drawing a line down the middle of the house. All of this led me to one conclusion. If this group is to continue, the venue is going to have to change. Instead of meeting in one of our community centers, I have ordered that from now on, this group is to meet in the gym at Jerry Garcia High School with everyone sitting on the floor on wrestling mats. I have also asked Coach Dan Spiwak to attend as a referee. And I plan on attending every week. It was better than TV wrestling and the Jerry Springer Show combined. At least you knew it wasn’t fake. I am also thinking about inviting my three brothers to come to a meeting. It would be a lot of fun watching the three of them beat the snot out of each other. My son Feral could attend, except as an only child all he could do would be to shadow box with his invisible friend. If you are interested, the group meets Tuesdays at eight. Bring popcorn and soda. Be ready for a good old fashioned open a can of whoop ass wrestling match. I am considering selling the show to our new television station so all of Metropolis can enjoy it. And by the way, Inger and Brunhilda plan on coming back this week to continue their . . . discussion. I can’t wait. And just so you know. I think their mother couldn’t stand either one of them. I think she liked their brother Hans the best. Oh yes, and in order to break up some of these terrible sibling rivalries we have going, we’ll send you the losers … AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in!
Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoPersiphonia has recently developed a new ‘No Child Left In the Dark’ program to ensure that even the youngest of our residents understand bipolar disorder and other forms of craziness that one will find in our city. James Asinovsky, PhD has developed a series of books and songs starting at kindergarten level to help kids understand. These books include ‘Papa Takes Prozac’, ‘Debbie Does Depakote’, ‘Lucy’s Adventures With Lithium’, ‘When Mommy is Manic She Shops’, ‘Grandma Gets Grumpy’ and ‘Mama Gets Migraines’. Very lively discussions follow the reading of these books as the children share examples from their own lives. The program also aims at the youngest residents who have already developed their own forms of Persiphonia style craziness. One favorite song the kids love to sing is ‘If You’re OCD and You Know It, Wash Your Hands’. Other happy tunes include ‘Bobby’s Attention Span is Falling Down’, ‘H is for Hyperactivity’ and ‘Baa Baa Bipolar Kid Are You Depressed Today?’ We in Persiphonia feel that it is very important to prepare children both for dealing with nutty parents and for the eventuality that they will become nutty residents of Persiphonia themselves. Dr. Asionovsky (one of those PhD kind of doctors) works closely with the teachers making sure the children have a full range of experiences, from ‘Kindergarten Group Therapy Day’ to ‘Medication Show And Tell Day’ to “Bring Your Nutty Parents To School Day’. A wide range of movies has been added to the curriculum including Bennie and Joon. Forrest Gump, Sam, Charly, Of Mice and Men, The Rain Man, K-Pax, Harvey, Analyze This and of course all of the Woody Allen movies. They also study Hamlet and Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde in depth. It is our goal to raise citizens who are familiar with and comfortable with their particular disorder. It helps them to better relate with their parents and siblings. Eventually, this helps us to better place them in careers. For instance, you will notice that Persiphonia has several hundred tycoons—a great job for someone who is paranoid and delusional. So far the program is working wonderfully. Dr. Asinovsky is very happy with the results, and he has caught the eye of the Nobel Committee who have awarded him the first Nobel Prize in Crazyology. We in Persiphonia couldn’t be prouder. We hope to keep our city populated with nutty artists, writers and musicians for years to come. We will be sending out a student of Dr. Asinkovsky to your city to assess your school system’s needs and make recommendations. These are grad students. They aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer. Lots of brains—very little common sense. Most of them will probably end up staying in your city since they won’t be able to find their way back. Put them to good use. For entertainment, we are sending along a DVD of Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo. An oldie but goldie. And just to make it a fun night, we’re sending along a copy of Fatal Attraction, too. One word of advice--avoid eating boiled meat if any cute little bunnies go missing. Enjoy. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections, but we are checking them out now and will be deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I am working on deleting 100 names tonight. We autopop every night at midnight. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 8 Posts Available
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