Camelia Tow

Duzaal City

BETTER TALES OF THE GREAT RACE, VOL. I, Issue 2 This issue of the BETTER Tales is being sent because you are a GREAT connection to Duzaal City! In addition to this newsletter you will find a free sample of our Cud Dumpers (patent pending) and 3 packets of disinfectant wet wipes. The camel poo in our city is ALMOST out of control due to the ‘Go Green’ experiment taking place over in Lady Bug…. I would love to report that things slowed down while Natalie from Talopolis was on her vacation however, that wasn’t the case due to her shiny new iPhone. I also received information from some very reliable sources that Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck and Pluto had a fund raiser while Natalie was in Disneyland and ended up handing over a very large sum of cash to Natalie. When my imaginary spies tried to find out how much the check was written out for….Goofy tackled them and they haven’t been seen or heard from since! Both cities are officially over the half-way mark but I must admit that if anyone has money or bets riding on Duzaal, you might want to have your hanky ready and waiting. Natalie appears to be very handy with her spreadsheet where as Duzaal’s accountants appear like a fish out of water….or a chicken with it’s head cut off. No thanks to Aaryn, who promised he’d send spreadsheet ideas over but he mysteriously vanished also…. Duzaal will keep pushing the buy button for whatever building is closet to her mouse in hopes that one day, she will be declared the winner!! Until then, Duzaal’s citizens will enjoy shaking Scott’s third arm (BOY DO I!!), watching Sandra in her *oobie bells, staring at Charity’s big Ole’ knockers, be AMAZED at how much copulating Luis is doing these days, wonder where Sara disappeared to, keep stealing Super Glue from Kathryn’s factory, dream of Georgia becoming my daughter-in-law, offer detangler to Blondeopolis, name one of my camels Caruso just for Patty, help find Supriya a HOT man, and finally stop wondering what happened to thug tug thugger wugger thug to wugger Darnell because I don’t care ;-)