Andy Hay

Smugglers Cove

Here in the Cove we are pleased to announce the resumption of charter flights to the UK and we stand ready to welcome tourists back with open arms, provided of course that those tourists have tested negative for COVID on three successive days and have lodged one of their children as a deposit against any loss the Cove may suffer from their inevitable drunken holiday. These flights will commence as soon as all the UK citizens currently headed to Devon and Cornwall have turned around and gone back to their homes. So may are currently heading to the West Country that the UK has started to sink on the West Coast and the East Coast is now 500ft in the air. Our pilots are good but even they cannot land on a 45 degree slope!