Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

ADVERTISEMENT ONLY.. Posted on your notice board for the information and entertainment of your regular visitors.... The people of God's Waiting Room don't get out a lot. Others find them rather dreary it seems. And after what turned out to be a triple celebration last week they are now getting a bit restless. Within a couple of days ... We hit 750,000 population. Made it into the Australian top 10 Turned 100 years old. Now they all just want to party, party party... Please come and visit whenever you can. We have many tea rooms and cafes and specialise in Devonshire style teas and wonderful cakes and cookies. All children receive a free balloon on entering the city. This is an oldie, but still a goodie Indecent Exposure A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why is that , officer?" asks the blonde. "Because you have your blouse wide open and your left breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," shrieks the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!" Visit ♫ ☆ ♪ ♥ http://jokesonmetro.blogspot.com/">MY DAILY JOKES♥ ♪ ☆ ♫ for all of my daily jokes, and quite a few contributed by Bren and Jo