Sam, Mayor of Crack Town Usa |
|||||||||||||
| This city was founded 4849 years, 9 months and 21 days ago! | |||||||||||||
Crack Town UsaMayor
Sam
United States
Cultural
Interact
City Stats
| |||||||||||||
City Details
To view full city details Login / Join |
|||||||||||||
The Crack Town Usa Wall
Vexiss Dewar, mayor ofVexvilleover 16 years agoyou have been pop/ent by the princess! add me, I need connections! 
Jo Poole, mayor ofLa Belle Avalonover 16 years agoDonald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." 
Linda Heilman, mayor ofDalboover 16 years agohttp://apps.facebook.com/metropolisgame/players.php?id=1446288652">Greenhorse was -555%, help them stay positive a few hrs. (not my city) 6 Posts Available
New posts will cause posts older than 7 days to be deleted.
| |||||||||||||
|
Server time - 22:12
Copyright © 2025 Flair Balloon
|
|