Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

The Golden Oldies do remember being children, A looong time ago. If you have any good "KID" jokes please drop by and tell us. KIDS The teacher has been working on improving the manners of her class of young boys. Finding that by putting the lad in a real life situation often worked well, she asked Little Johnny..: If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet? Little Johnny said, "Back in a sec, gotta go to the dunny for a piss." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you George, how would you say it?" Georgie said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the toilet. I'll be right back." "That's much better, but it's still not very nice to say the word 'toilet' at the dinner table. And you, little Bobby, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to, later this evening."