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Kim
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Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 13 years agoThe Golden Oldies are about to celebrate their sexcentenial. As most of the inhabitants are past celebrating in the style the name suggests, please just drop by God's Waiting Room and have a great time. BILLY-JOE & MABEL Billy -Joe and Mabel want to add a bit of excitement to their lives and when they hear about a partner swapping party they decide to give it a try. Unfotunately, they are a bit delayed along the way and arrive late to find the only couple not already "taken" are martians'. But.. after a bit of talking they decide they may as well make the most of it. After afew warm up drinks they pair off and each couple head out to find a nice place to' enjoy' themselves Mabel and Gggreepp are getting along fine 'til they get their gear off. Mabel looks down with disappointment and comments "Well that's nice but it's kinda of short aint it?" Gggreepp just smiled and patted his head. With each pat his penis got longer. "Wow" said Mabel, "But it's not very fat is it?" Gggreepp just reached up and pulled his ears. This time his penis got fatter and fatter. Mabel had herself a ball and staggered home in the morning with a big smile on her face. Billy-Joe was waiting in the kitchen munching on toast and looking pretty pleased with himself. "How'd it go?" asked Mabel "I really enjoyed myself, I reckon we should do it regular." Billy -Joe smiled "Yeah, It were great,. But I jest can't figure out why she kept patting my head and pulling my ears!"
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 13 years agoThe Golden Oldies are so sorry they missed visiting last night. A perfect record for over a year gone . Unfortunately the mouse died from over-use and we had to get a new one. 2nd time this year. I think we may have to slow down a bit. Joanne and Jack The Global Financial Crisis was biting hard at the business where Mr. Smith was the proud president. He was going to have to start laying off some of his staff. He called in the vice-president Dave, to his office to discuss where the cuts could be made. After a long discussion it was decided that they could manage a while longer if they lost just one of the staff. Either Jack or Joanne will have to go" Dave frowned, " But Joanne is my best worker, and Jack has a wife and three kids.How can I choose which to fire." Dave decided that he would wait til the morning and decide then. Perhaps the decision would be easier then. The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Joanne was the first to clock on and Dave took her aside , "Joanne, I'm sorry, I've got a problem. You know we have been struggling with reduced sales recently, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Joanne replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache." 2 Posts Available
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