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The Bah Names Wall![]() Erin Lafleur Larson, mayor ofRinnie Townover 15 years agostopping in to entertain... :-) looking alittle low... A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her cell phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman asked the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to hit a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a slice of yummy chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And taking care of him will now be your career!' The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought! ![]() Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 15 years agoThe people of God's Waiting Room don't get out a lot. Others find them rather dreary it seems. And after what turned out to be a triple celebration last week they are now getting a bit restless. Within a couple of days ... We hit 750,000 population. Made it into the Australian top 10 Turned 100 years old. Now they all just want to party, party party... Please come and visit whenever you can. We have many tea rooms and cafes and specialise in Devonshire style teas and wonderful cakes and cookies. All children receive a free balloon on entering the city. This is an oldie, but still a goodie Indecent Exposure A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why is that , officer?" asks the blonde. "Because you have your blouse wide open and your left breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," shrieks the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!" Visit ♫ ☆ ♪ ♥ http://jokesonmetro.blogspot.com/">MY DAILY JOKES♥ ♪ ☆ ♫ for all of my daily jokes, and quite a few contributed by Bren and Jo ![]() Frederick Ballo, mayor ofMonumentover 15 years agoThank you for visiting our community. The residences of Monument hope to visit you soon. - Mayor of Monument ![]() Steve McMullen, mayor ofTempovilleover 15 years agoFavor Returned! Thanks for visiting Tempoville! Please Come Back Soon! Visit my friend's city: http://apps.facebook.com/metropolisgame/players.php?id=1615845286">The City of Mango ![]() Erin Lafleur Larson, mayor ofRinnie Townover 15 years agoThanks for the Pop, returning the favor. If you are looking for connections, i am a newbie here, and i am looking to add connections. Leave me a message on my board if you want to add each other as facebook friends so we can connect :-) ![]() Sep Jsepri, mayor ofBrown Cityover 15 years agoI've Pop'd you... :) succes with your new city ya.. 11 Posts Available
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