Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

The Goldies should be back on top of things again soon. Meanwhile, we will post jokes when able. Hope this adds a smile to your day. TRUST ME A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. HE is about to leave when the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I allready paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Hmmm," says the bartender, " No, I don't, But If you say you paid, I guess you did." The man then goes out and tells the first person he meets that the bartender doesn't keep tabs on whether customers have paid. The second man then wanders in, downs a few, and pulls the same stunt. The barman frowns and says, "If you say so, I'll just hafta take your word for it." The second customer leaves, and seeing an old friend, explains how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and immediately orders a double brandy and coke. The barman leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened here tonight." "Two guys been in, both drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did." "The next b#@ who tries that is gunna cop it right in the nose." The third guy replies.."Look Mate.. Don't bug me with your problems. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."