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Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 16 years agoJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!" Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time ... "Priceless!" 
Onee Ping, mayor ofPribovceover 16 years agoPop'd! Please POP back! thx... I have reached the current connections limit. Now I don't accept any connection requests - please ask me later, I have to remove inactive connections... 
Chuck Huntting, mayor ofOrygun Islandover 16 years agoDear Mayor, I beg you grant me audience and allow me to introduce myself. I am Secretary of State Shake N. Grin of the free and independent paradise, Oregon Island. We do not exchange gold for double benefits and are the most successful market driven community of its kind in the United Cities of Metropolis. I visit with an extraordinary offer of Treaty between our two great Cities. If you accept this alliance by requesting friendship and sending an invitation for connection, you will be granted “Most Favored City†status and enjoy consistent increases in population or entertainment, as you choose. To maintain the Treaty, our Mayor for Life stipulates only three things. First, you must not become “Unfriendly†by deleting HRH King Charles from your Facebook Friends. He engages in this application seriously and plays Stop Global Warming and Zoo Builder for fun. He will not “snoop†your book or ask you to join in any other games or groups. Second, you must not become “Inactive†by failing to populate at least three times per week. Of course we all have a real world that keeps spinning, so just let us know if you are taking a break. Third, you must not become “Boring†by turning off your wall or failing to keep a name and an image associated with your Mayor. If these terms are agreeable to you, we earnestly anticipate your reply and look forward to decades of mutual success in building our Empires. Thank you, Dear Mayor, for allowing me to plead my case. 3 Posts Available
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