My apologies to my Metropolis and City Fire Department connections, but life is too short to waste, trying to play games that force me to scroll left and right, as well as up and down, just to see the game interface, and as well as yanking the Share button all over and off the screen while I'm trying to click on it. Thank you for the fun I had with you, while it was still fun.

Feedback to Metro developers: "If you don't fit the game back into my browser, I'll probably quit playing Metro, just like I've quit playing all the other games that made the game too big to fit into the browser."

Alturas, California; AKA Oh Well, Now What, home of the NowWhatian Boghog. (Sci Fi/Humor reference.)

Real Life Alturas is the 3rd county seat of Modoc County. Its population trend faithfully upholds the tradition set by the ghost towns that were Modoc's 1st 2 seats.
Updated: over 14 years ago