Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

You have been chosen for today's random joke, Welcome to Heaven An 85 year old couple, died in a car crash. This ended a happy marriage of nearly 65 years. Both had maintained good health throughout their years, and particularly in later life because of her passion for healthy food, and regular exercise. They reached the pearly gates together. St. Peter welcomed them in, and escorted them personally to their new home. A beautiful but simple mansion, set in easily maintained gardens and a view overlooking the sea in one direction and snow topped mountains in the other. There was a Chef's kitchen, already stocked with every appliance the woman had ever wanted. A huge king sized bed stood centrally in the bedroom and a luxurious ensuite with jacuzzi and every perfume, bubble bath ever created was available for use. They were over-awed. Eventually, when the gentleman caught his breath he asked St Peter what this was going to cost. St Peter replied, "It's all free, this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the grounds and for the husband, the championship golf course directly behind. Apparently the home came with daily golfing access priveledges and the course itself updated regularly to replicate famous Earthly courses to avoid any tedium and the need to travel. Again the rather sceptical old man asked, "what are the green fees?". St Peter again replied, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!You earned the right to all of this during your lives on Earth" St Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. St Peter explained, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. St Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" ♫ ☆ ♪ ♥ MY DAILY JOKES♥ ♪ ☆ ♫ ✰♥✰Now on my Blog... http://jokesonmetro.blogspot.com/