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ReisslandMayor
Gill
United Kingdom
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The Reissland Wall
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoOnly 5 more sleeps til Santa visits. The Golden Oldies think they have every thing ready. HOPE YOUR HOLIDAY SEASON IS HAPPY AND RESTFUL. Christmas Pizza.. I hear Dominoes are making a special Christmas pizza,... It's called the 'Good King Wenceslas' because it's Deep Pan, Crisp and Even! Christmas at the airport.. The business man is returning from a hectic trip on Christmas Eve. The streets are busy. Mother's with children everywhwere. The taxis are full and smelly. His head is aching from the dreaded Christmas Carol's over every scratchy loadspeaker. He finally gets to the luggage check in and the final straw is a bunch of mistletoe hanging over the counter. "I wouldn't kiss you if you were the sexiest woman alive" he snaps at the girl across the counter. "Oh, Don't worry about that mate" She replies. "That's just there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye"!!!
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoThe Golden Oldies went shopping today. Xmas is looming and still can't find the decorations. It is horrible in the shops. Great to get home for a nice cup of tea and scones. Or an Egg Nog :) The Christmas Fairies Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the Christmas fairies. They spent most of their time practising sitting on top of the Christmas trees. There was just one rule they had to stick to... it was strictly forbidden for a fairy to kiss anyone! The trouble was that Floella was a wicked little fairy. One day Harry the Hare was hopping through the forest when he saw Floella sitting on top of a toadstool, combing her hair. Floella said, 'Hello, handsome, give us a kiss!' Harry the Hare was shocked. 'Father Christmas doesn't allow it!' he gasped. 'Anyone caught kissing a fairy will be turned straight away into Goon!' But Floella tickled his ears - just the way hares love and whispered, 'Don't worry, we won't get caught!' Harry the Hare trembled with fear and excitement. He looked carefully over his furry brown shoulder, saw that no-one was looking... and kissed Floella the fairy! Suddenly there was a FLASH, a CRASH and a mighty WHOOSH!!! of wind. Through the magic of the Christmas Tree Forest Harry the Hare found himself in the court of Father Christmas! And Father Christmas was furious! 'Harry the Hare! You have been found guilty of kissing a forest fairy! Have you anything to say?' 'I never meant to!' Harry the Hare snivelled. 'If you let me off I promise I'll never do it again... just please, please!!! PLEASE!!! don't turn me into a Goon!' Father Christmas took pity on the pathetic creature and said, 'I'll give you one more chance...just one more!' Suddenly there was a FLASH, a CRASH and a mighty WHOOSH!! of wind. Harry the Hare found himself back in the forest. And there, combing her hair on a toadstool was Floella the Fairy. 'Hiya, handsome,' she whispered. 'Give us a kiss!' Harry the Hare was horrified! Certainly not!' he cried. But when she tickled his ears his legs turned to jelly and he started to tremble. 'Oooh! No! I'll be turned into a Goon! 'For one little kiss from me it's worth it!' Floella murmured. And Harry the Hare gave in. He kissed the fairy. Suddenly there was a FLASH, a CRASH and a mighty WHOOSH!!! of wind. Once again Harry the Hare found himself in front of the furious Father Christmas! 'You foolish hare!' Father Christmas roared. 'You have had your chance! Guards! Take him away - turn him into a Goon tomorrow!' Harry the Hare hung his head and let himself be led away. As he reached the door of the court he turned to all the gnomes and forest creatures and said tearfully... 'Ah, well, that's life! Hare today...and Goon tomorrow!' 2 Posts Available
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