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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoThe movies are coming to Persiphonia! In fact, they are already here. A very large movie production company has chosen Persiphonia as the location to film a major movie—a spy thriller called Double Agent. The movie is “the story of two brothers—both spies on opposite sides of the Iron Curtain who meet for one final time, and only one can walk away.†I didn’t write that part—that comes from the movie poster. Right now, they are scouting around and picking locations to film various scenes. They know that we own three Golden Gate Bridges—one that goes north, one that goes south and one that is a bridge to nowhere. I learned about those when Sarah Palin paid me her infamous visit. Well, the bridge to nowhere will play heavily in the movie. So will our Eiffel Tower and Louvre Museum. A lot of Persiphonians will appear as extras. The Mayor will have a little cameo appearance. Even the seals in our Town Square will have a little part in it. And here is the best part. The movie stars George Clooney. Yes, the Mayor is going to get another shot at him! This time, I have more moves planned than U-Haul. And I am making sure all the Korean nail salons are closed until he leaves. George doesn’t know what he’s getting into. Hopefully the Mayor’s private quarters. I have even gotten Feral a job as George’s gofer to keep an eye on him for me. Also starring in the movie is Catherine Zeta Jones. I have seen her, and let me tell you guys out there that she has curves in all the right places and plenty of them. And she is incredibly sexy, not to mention talented. The other night, she was sitting at the bar in her hotel and she actually tied a knot in the stem of her cherry with her tongue. You have to see the old guy she is married to. Looks like her grandfather. The third member of the cast who is already in Persiphonia is that pasty white kid who plays a vampire in that Twilight movie—Rob Pattinson. We have had to put him in hiding. For some reason, all the teenage girls are going ballistic over him. The poor kid can’t go anywhere in Persiphonia without some pack of wild teenage girls begging him to bite them. He’s okay I guess—if you find 22 year old boys attractive. He doesn’t do a thing for me. So, we have established the Persiphonian Movie Council to encourage other movies to film in our fair city. And already we have gotten some interest. We could very well be the next Hollywood, and you could end up paying 10 billion bucks for a Persiphonia sign instead of a Hollywood sign. We have already ordered 1 thousand yards of red carpet for movie premiers. Today, I am sending you one movie scout to check out your city and see if they can use it to make a movie in. Spiff the place up before they get there. Make sure you look your best. Movie crews and producers spend mucho dollars making movies. Think of the revenue. And for entertainment, a complete set of movies starring George Clooney plus a copy of the last episode of ER. Enjoy! Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections, but I am checking now and deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I will ONLY connect to cities who send a friend request that contains the NAME OF THEIR CITY- not just ‘Metroâ€. I have already deleted over 150 names and replaced them and continue to do so a little at a time. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or whenever we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 
Player, mayor ofMetro Detroover 16 years agoWhatever holiday you celebrate this weekend, I hope it is a happy one. In Metro Detro, we traditionally have a very large Easter Egg Hunt in Sulley Park. One thousand dozen eggs are boiled and colored and hidden throughout the park. That’s a lot of eggs, and our senior citizens do a wonderful job preparing them. The children always have a wonderful time. Afterwards, there is lots of chocolate and jelly beans (the good ones—with pectin whatever that is) and of course, plenty of marshmallow peeps. What is Easter without marshmallow peeps? However this year, there was a little mishap. The truck from the egg farm got into an accident with a truck from the Home Depot and most of the fragile eggs were cracked. Home Depot was very sorry and offered to replace the eggs, but there just wasn’t time, and there wasn’t another thousand dozen eggs to be found anywhere. So we had to improvise. That’s when our wonderful Cordon Bleu chefs from the Eiffel Tower stepped in. Did you know that a chef’s hat has exactly 100 pleats and that represents the 100 different ways to use eggs that the chef must know in order to receive the hat? True. Well, our chefs quickly set up a tent in Sulley Park and set out to prove it. And being that it was a manic day here in town, they went all out. Before the afternoon was over, the people of Metro Detro were treated to 100 different dishes containing the cracked eggs. Believe me, it beat an Easter Egg hunt any day. I think I must have tried about half of them personally. Then we broke out the chocolate, the jelly beans (with pectin) and the marshmallow peeps. Did you know that you can use marshmallow peeps to make s’mores? Two graham crackers, a square of chocolate and a peep over the fire and you get a sm’eep. They are out of this world. Personally, I love my peeps stale, if they last that long. Somehow, Feral and Malicious came up with a bunch of boxes of leftover Halloween black cat peeps. You gotta love those Goths. Those were some great stale peeps. Home Depot was very sorry for destroying the Easter Egg Hunt. In return, they offered the materials for our local chapter of Habitat for Humanity to build two lovely houses for families. Next weekend, we will all put on our coveralls, grab our hammers and with the experts from the Home Depot to lead us, we will be building two houses. So everybody wins. The kids got their chocolate and jelly beans (with pectin), Mayor cranchie got to taste sm’eeps, the people of , two families are getting brand new homes for free and Metro Detro were treated to a veritable egg feast. And the kids won’t have to eat egg salad sandwiches for the next three weeks. A good time was had by all. In fact, next year, we plan on skipping the hunt all together and just have the egg feast. The quiche was to die for. We’ll be happy to send you a chef to cook all your leftover eggs for you. And for entertainment – an oldie but goldie – Easter Parade with Judy Garland and the debonair Fred Astaire. From our town to yours, the people of Metro Detro wish you a happy holiday, happy Spring and above all, peace on earth. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 2 connections, but I am checking now and deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I will ONLY connect to cities who send a friend request that contains the NAME OF THEIR CITY- not just ‘Metroâ€. I have already deleted over 150 names and replaced them and continue to do so a little at a time. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Metro Detro though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or whenever we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Metro Detro is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Metro Detrostuff. You can find us at http://MetroDetro.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, jordan cranchill , Mayor, emoror, king and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Metro Detro, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in. 
Daniel Lim, mayor ofChung Kuoover 16 years agoENT'D! Please either POPULATE or ENTERTAIN my city... Thanks heaps! I'll rtf! Cheers! 5 Posts Available
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