Greetings, Earthlets (and assorted other sentients),

Please entertain my miserable scrotes if under 50% happiness, otherwise add to the population.

I don't do connections unless I know you in real life, and as I am simply a ghost in the machine of t'interweb, that is an unlikely scenario.

No wall messages either, thanks, I prefer my barriers clean of graffiti (unless you are a friend...)

Cheers,

Mr. Pipkin.
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