Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

Pepsi Crash A cargo plane loaded with Pepsi was flying over deepest, darkest Africa. Suddenly the engine coughed, spluttered and stopped, and the plane crashed into the jungle The Pepsi company immediately sent out some rescuers to recover the cargo and save the pilot and crew. Unfortunatley they crash site was discovered by a tribe of cannibals and the crew ended up in the stew. A few weeks later the rescue team find the plane but are worried about the absense of the crew and cargo. They continue searching the jungle and finally find the cannibal village. The cheif is delighted to have more "visitors" and happily answers their questions. It does not take long for the rescuers to learn of the demise of the crew. They asked the chief if he had seen the crew and the Pepsi. The chief said"Yep, we ate the crew and drank the Pepsi." And they are further dismayed that there does not appear to be anything left to take back to the family The rescuers aked "My gosh, did you eateverything?" The chief answered "Yep, All gone." "What? You ate their arms?" ""Yep, we ate the arms and washed them down with the Pepsi." "And did you eat their legs?" "Yep, we ate their legs and washed them down with the Pepsi." 'What about the ears?" "Yep, we ate their ears and washed them down with the Pepsi." The rescuer then said:"I hate to ask you, but did you eat their--you know--things?" Chief said: "Heck no, Things go better with Coke."