Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

The Golden Oldies are feeling a little naughty after all the recent celebrations. They hope the following joke does not offend. The Pope goes to Heaven Shortly after the Pope dies he arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter greets him and asks for his name.. The Pope relies : "I am the Pope." St. Peter checks his list carefully : "I'm sorry, Could you repeat that? I can't find that name in my book." The Pope replies : "P O P E I'm God's representative on Earth." St. Peter looks surprised : Hmmm. Did God have a representative? He didn't tell me..." The Pope is somewhat taken aback : "But... I am the leader of the Catholic Church..." St. Peter: "The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll go check with the boss." St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate... St. Peter:"Hey Boss.. There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth." God : "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus) Jesus : "Yes father, what's up?" God and St. Peter explain the situation. Jesus : "Just a mo.., I'll go outside and have a little chat." Ten minutes pass and finally Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing. Jesus : "Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"