Andy Hay

Smugglers Cove

Happy New Year. 2019 is a big year for me as I stand for re-election. I hope I can rely on your support, mainly to keep quiet the expensive golf trips I have made to your City that have all been charged as expenses. Oh, I meant to tell you about the great deal my sculptor has offered on 40ft tall mayoral statues. Because I am currently having my tenth statue made this year he has offered a 10% discount to any of my mayor friends who would also like to be immortalised in marble. I can easily show you how to hide the cost in the road maintenance budget if that helps.