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Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoCome and visit The Golden Oldies in "Gods Waiting Room." We love your visits and the especially the new jokes we have been hearing recently. Hope you enjoy this one... SMART KID A bloke was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" "Hmmmm... How about nuclear power?" said the guy. "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.... A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." The girl replied... "So, why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s@#t?
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoHappy Thanksgiving to all the Americans and Canadians from The Golden Oldies in "God's Waiting Room" Drop by and share some turkey with us. Intuitive Drunk A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly" 
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