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Puneet

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Rosie Benz

, mayor of

Gods Waiting Room

over 14 years ago

Greetings from "God's Waiting Room" Home of the Golden Oldies and many bad jokes We have had complaints about the joke yesterdy, The residents apologise to all who were offended about the talking frog. We hope a talking parrot is more to your liking. BAD PARROT A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a beautiful parrot for just $50.00. She asked the store owner why it was going so cheaply. The owner replied, "Hmm, You need to be aware this bird used to live in a brothel. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman considered this, but decided she would buy the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the cage in her living room and waited for it to talk. The bird looked around, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam." The woman was a bit shocked, but then thought "That's not so bad." Then the teenage daughters returned from school. The bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, returned from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."

Julie Stuckmeyer

, mayor of

Hot Mess

over 14 years ago

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