Amy, Mayor of Quark
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Quark

Mayor
Amy
Greece
Humanitarian
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City Stats
Happiness
100%
Population
34,​805
Culture
638,​447
Money
$0
Total Buildings
1,​050
Total Manual Pops
1,​603

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The Quark Wall

 
Rosie Benz
Rosie Benz
, mayor of
Gods Waiting Room
over 14 years ago

Drop in to God's Waiting Room Visit the Golden Oldies and we wil RTF. Old Man and the Young Wife You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees an elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.k.! Young Lad: Sir, are you Okay? Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is still crying) Young Lad: Wow, it's a special day for you. Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.) Young Lad: Even better, you look great for your age. Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.) Young Lad: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a whole new life ahead of you. Old Man: I married a 25 year old. Young Lad: Holly Molly!! Even better. Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till crying) Young Lad: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky person you. Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgotten where I lived.

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