Shannon, Mayor of Firefly |
|||||||||||||
| This city was founded 4692 years, 7 months and 1 day ago! | |||||||||||||
FireflyMayor
Shannon
Greece
Humanitarian
Interact
City Stats
| |||||||||||||
City Details
To view full city details Login / Join |
|||||||||||||
The Firefly Wall
Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoAfter the great afternoon at Homeless Day, pretty much everyone headed over to Sully Park. Turkey makes you very sleepy, and it was a warm day so everyone decided to stretch out on the grass and start a good base for their summer tans. Of course Feral and Malicious headed indoors in order to stay as white and pale as possible. I had just gotten my runner up envelope prize from Blondeopolis’ talent show. I was kind of disappointed that I didn’t win. I thought my medly of ‘Twist N Shout’ and ‘Shake Your Tailfeathers’ was pretty hot. And I was sure I had enough Persiphonians there to tip the scales on the Blonde-o-Meter. But I am working on a new routine for the next talent show that will knock their blonde socks off. But I have been hearing a lot about their great new luxury mall, and that it stays open very late on Sundays. I heard they had great designer shoe stores as well as some great hat shops and lots of bookstores. And everyone knows that in addition to being a shoe freak, I am a sucker for hat shops and book stores. So, with my free valet parking coupon, I headed over there to check it out. When I got into the parking lot, I happened to see this little old lady in a beat up old Cadillac searching for a parking space. She seemed very frustrated. The mall was quite crowded. She had a handicapped sticker, but all the handicapped spaces were filled. So, being the good, upstanding citizen and humanitarian that I am, I rolled down my window and offered her my free valet parking coupon. So what if I had to park a little way away? The walk would do me good after pigging out on turkey and all the trimmings and two pieces of chocolate cake. I figured she would accept it and thank me for the offer. Instead, she flashed me a toothless grin and said “Sucker!†holding up a whole stack of the free valet coupons. Then she added “I saw your act. You sucked!†Apparently she had been collecting them all day. Well, rather than beat an old lady senseless for a valet parking coupon, I decided to cut my losses and go find a parking space. I was pretty lucky and found one in a few minutes. As I was walking into the mall, I noticed that the old lady was now walking up and down the line of cars waiting to valet park, offering them coupons at a 50% discount! The nerve of her. But the valet parking at the Blondeopolis Luxury Mall is 20 bucks, which is pretty steep, and she was making a lot of sales. As she saw me walk by she cackled and gave me the finger. I told her that her roots were showing. Then I asked her if she knew how to keep an old bleached blonde in suspense. She said no. I said I would tell her later. I almost gave her the finger, but Persiphonian women pride themselves on being ladies. Most of the time. As soon as I got into the mall, I found a pair of security guards. I told them that there was an old broad outside selling counterfeit valet parking vouchers. I also told them that if they checked with their collection of wanted posters, they would see that she resembled Geriatric Annie Faulkes—wanted in at least 15 cities in Metropolis for pulling cons. While one of them went out to find her, the other one went to check the wanted posters. She tried to make a run for it, but even in her sensible shoes, they easily outran her. Sure enough, it was Geriatric Annie. The reward for her capture was 100 thousand dollars. I am donating half of the reward to Blondeopolis because without that free voucher, I never would have caught her. I hope they do something nice with their 50K. By the way, the mall was lovely. I bought two hats, an armful of books, but no shoes. I have been looking for a pair of ivory and navy spectator pumps forever and, alas, they still elude me. But old Annie didn’t elude me. She will be spending a lot of time in the slammer where she belongs. And the citizens of Metropolis can rest just a little easier tonight. And I am working on a new act for the next talent show. Of course, I stopped at the pizzeria on the way home and took my two pizzas home for dinner. Feral and Malicious were starving. They give Blondeopolis pizza 5 zombies—their highest rating. They especially liked the olives—which I told them was Blondeopolis’s special Goth pizza with eye of newt. Visit soon! Blondeopolis rocks! Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections AGAIN, but I’m deleting a bunch more who do not autopop daily, so wait about a couple days ask us again. I ONLY accept cities who send a FRIEND REQUEST. Don’t ask here and don’t send me a message. ONLY friend requests will be considered in the order they arrive. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or as close to midnight as we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. WIN 25 PRESIDENTIAL FAVOR POINTS! Send me an essay – 25 words or less stating why you think your city should be the next Moe Town. Post your answer on my wall. Winner will get 25 Favor Points credited to their account compliments of the Mayor of Persiphonia. Contest lasts one week from last Wednesday! Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 2 Posts Available
New posts will cause posts older than 7 days to be deleted.
| |||||||||||||
|
Server time - 19:11
Copyright © 2025 Flair Balloon
|
|