Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

The Goldies are taking a quick joke break before seving dinner Hope you enjoy todays offering. If you are reading this on someone else's wall, why not click my pic and visit Gods Waiting Room. We serve tea/coffee and scones 24/7 and The Goldies return all pops every day. Who wants to go to Heaven Father Murphy walks into a pub in Dublin. He looks around and sees a group of men drinking at the bar. He looks at the first and says. "Mick Hanrahan, Do you want to go to heaven?" Mick replies immediately. "I do Father." The priest points next to the bar, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asks .. "Paddy O'Toole, Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," Paddy replies. "Then stand over there next to Mick," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to Kieran O'Hara and asks, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Hara frowns and looks worried before replying said, "No Father, I don't think I do Father." Father Murphy is stunned, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" "Oooohh" stuttered O'Hara, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."