Welcome to Apostlan, a city of civil minded people devoted to compromise, death metal and drinking fine whiskey.

All citizens of Apostlan swear to never play golf and NASCAR is strictly forbidden. Apostlan has the most monks per capita of any city, and they are busy making fine furniture. Dick Cheney is tied to the Horsemen in our main square. Please kick him in the nuts when you pass by.

Enjoy your stay, please populate and entertain!
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