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Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 13 years agoChristmas in God's Waiting Room is a busy time. The Golden Oldies are up to their armpits in tinsel and baubles and can't remember any good jokes. Dead Doctors One of the Sydney's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked; 'Why are you laughing, mate?' 'I was just thinking about my own funeral,' the man replied. 'I'm a gynaecologist'........ 
Julie Stuckmeyer, mayor ofHot Messover 13 years agoAhhhh... more attorney humor! The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question." Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it? 2 Posts Available
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