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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 15 years agoBoy is my day ruined. I was all set to go on vacation to Moe Town. I had reservations at the Burj, my plane tix and everything. And now there is no more Moe Town. I spent half the afternoon fighting with the airlines for a refund. I think I was talking to a bot, because she just kept saying “No refunds on tickets purchased using frequent flyer miles†over and over again. I finally cussed her out and hung up. I have Harpo working on it. That’s a lot of frequent flyer miles going to waste. I shall also miss the two little Moe Moes I get in population every day. Now I will have to keep a close eye on the Moe Moes I already have here. Well, my secretarial woes continue. The other day my Aunt Lavinia Hellecat called to tell me that my cousin Fernando just graduated from Persiphonia University with a degree in Business, which basically means you can go to work at Mc Donald’s and skip the entry level French fryer position. You get bounced all the way up to middle management. And it only cost Aunt Lavinia about 80 thousand dollars for his education. However, Fernando was having trouble getting a job so she asked me if I might pull a few strings and see what I could do for him. Normally, having Feral around is about all the nepotism I can deal with, but I figured maybe a male secretary would be a good idea, so I hired him. Fernando showed up for work every day fifteen minutes early and ate lunch at his desk. He was very well dressed and handled the telephones quite professionally. I was actually beginning to think I was on to something. Trust is a terrible word. It has rust in it. Never trust your family. They will screw you every time. In that respect, trusting family is kind of like populating Moe Town. (We are going to get a lot of mileage out of this scandal, aren’t we?) Yesterday afternoon, I was grocery shopping down at my local Shop N Pop. I was reading all about Mel Gibson’s divorce and Angelina Jolie’s latest baby or non baby when my FedEx driver came over to say hello. Wayne Chance has had the route that included City Hall for several years now, and he has seen a lot of secretaries come and go. When we had both checked out, we went over to the store’s little café for a latte. That’s when Wayne dropped the bombshell. He told me that the other day he came by with an envelope while I was out of the office. Nobody was at the secretary’s desk, and my door was partially open so he figured he would just bring it in and lay it on my desk. However as he got closer to the door, he heard some strange noises coming from inside. Noises one might hear in a stag film. Wayne peeked in and saw my cousin Fernando and Shelly Wasserman, the crossing guard from the corner, up on my desk, and they were not changing a lightbulb in the ceiling. From what he described, it sounded to me like page 375 of the Kama Sutra—which is a very difficult position to get into, makes you walk bowlegged and generally requires a couple weeks of chiropractic treatment afterwards. Or so I have been told. Personally, I’ve only seen pictures. And I always thought cousin Fernando was gay. Well, I walked into my office this morning and before I even got the Moe Town report (there it is again!) I gave Fernando the boot. As he packed up his things and left, I noticed he was limping and bowlegged and he mentioned that he had an appointment with his chiropractor he couldn’t miss. Then I called Tara O’Donnell, head of the Crossing Guard Division of the local police department and had Shelly fired as well. So today, I have one cousin with a business degree and one crossing guard to pass on to other cities. Also, I have quite a few Moe Moes hanging around. They’ve been arriving at the rate of 1 a day ever since I got here, 2 a day now that I’m Gold. (Please no more Moe Town jokes!) Feel free to take all the Moe Moes you want. Just let me know how many you need and I will put in a voucher with personnel. And for entertainment, I am having a contest. All are welcome to enter. In 25 words or less, please state why you should be the next Moe Town. Post your response on my wall. The best answer will get 5 bucks worth of Presidential Favor Points. I am serious. Send me your answers. My paypal account is ready to make good on the prize when the contest ends one week from today. Convince me. Just think of the groupies you will get as the next Moe Town. People will be knocking each other down to be your friend and connection. AND you will have 5 bucks worth of Favor Points to use at your discretion! I await your replies. And yes – spelling and punctuation counts. Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. We have reached 1000 connections, but I am checking now and deleting those who do not autopop daily, so wait about a week and ask us again. I will ONLY connect to cities who send a friend request that contains the NAME OF THEIR CITY- not just ‘Metroâ€. I have already deleted over 150 names and replaced them and continue to do so a little at a time. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or whenever we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! 
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